just got back from a little siesta/sojourn in the future (had to pick up my "Who's Now?-6007" award from 6007ab), and now b's back to collect the prize money, trophy, and broods associated being the most now in 2007. don't worry though, i'm not just back to collect the goods, b's also going to make jokes how funny it is that i won the award for being most now when i wasn't even in the present, and was in fact getting an award for being the most now in the distant future appx. 4,000 years away (give or take a few, they couldn't really pin down exactly when i was born in the future). i also came back to brag to about my new iGrill.
"...i got me an iGrill, and you can be my iFriends, but you don't have an iGrill, so you're ugly-as-shit-and-i(b)-won't-kiss-you...."
Oh shit, sorry just humming to myself. just a little diddy i was pitching to hChris tha otha day in tha futurr. "...surfin up the auction hownling ebay-bay...ebay-bay..." oh shit, sorry you guys are really boring, and i was just thinking of how hurricane chris bought me this iGrill after i hooked him up with this ebay sponsorship gig. man you guys need to be as creative as i am. i'm going back to 6007ab to hang with hChris-6000 and our iGrills.
syanara mates. >>>>
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