Tuesday, October 2

Sleepy Time Tea


this tea never fails to deliver on record breaking deep slumber. if you need to catch up on hours and want a trip-like dream world. this tea is for you. i slept straight from 11pm till 930am this morn. i just woke up from an dream where i ran into mike bullock, he was working in a Kebab shop preparing the meats and veggies and the owner of the shop watched him via video feed on a security camera which had no audio so while he too was excited that we randomly met in this kebab shop, he had to disguise his excitement and talk and look up from his station as to say "do you want white sauce or red sauce" but really was saying things like "ive just flown here directly today" and "i can tell you more after i dice all the vegetables" he gave me a wrap with lettuce and two huge pieces of ginger root in it-nothing else. i noticed there was a bed in the back of the kebab shop and as soon as he was done, he put on a suit coat and layed down on his back, hands crossed - a la dead person. at this point i heard commotion from the front of the store-and found bags and bags of gummy bears being thrown at the front window. and someone who appeared just like mike bullock came running into the store. he said andy its me, i heard you talked to the other guy- hes not me- dont eat the ginger sandwhich-but u can eat all the gummy bears-they have essential vitamins thats why i threw them at the store. (i know that sounds crazy-but he was really convincing when he said that) so i started to eat as many gummy bears as possible and threw the ginger sandwhich at the "fake" mike bullock who laid armed crossed in the bed in the back of the shop and didnt react to the sandwhich just missing him. __________________________ sleepy time tea induced dreams are different somehow. more visually stunning or maybe a different kind of lucid, but the consistency of taking the tea and having the insane dreams is unbelievable-i have to believe there is some kind of strange extract or plant leaf that when taking without regularity has a strong tripping-like effect.this isnt any kind of strange brand-its available anywhere- Celestial Seasons-Sleepy Time Tea (picture of crazy bear in a rocking chair on package) try it.

1 comment:

Michael said...

haha, i have this tea in my cupboard, it pretty good