corpse fucker

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WASHINGTON — An Ohio man charged with abusing a corpse told investigators that he did not know the woman was dead when they were having sex, according to police documents. Richard Elwood Sanden, 55, Geneva, Ohio, was further charged with necrophilia and mutilating a corpse, along with his original charges of abuse of a corpse, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. The charges all stem from the death of Rebecca Whitehead, Saturday night. Sanden told police that he met Whitehead on a telephone dateline and had known her for three and a half months. He told police that the two were having sexual relations up until he noticed she was not breathing and called an ambulance. The last time he spoke to Whitehead was at 8 p.m. Sanden said he did not notice she was dead and as soon as he realized, he performed CPR on her. He also told police that the two had been drinking and smoking marijuana. During a search of the apartment, officers found a video camera. Sanden said he had moved the camera into the bedroom so the EMT would not see it.

Poor Richard Sanden. Fact is that it doesn’t matter if the answer is A or B because either way he’s fucked: either you’re a creepy pervert felon who goes around fucking corpses or you’re exposed to the world’s absolute worst fucker. Like the chick Dick was banging here was literally dead and this dude was none the wiser. Just had no inkling that he had the ankles of a dead corpse pinned up by his ears going to town. And high on drugs or not I got to imagine the only way you don’t instantly know you’re fucking someone who is dead is if you’re just so used to years and years of empty, joyless sex. I mean I’m by no means incredibly proficient in the sheets but I’m at least a nice enough guy that chicks will fake a little somethin somethin so my feelings don’t get hurt. But not Richard Sanden. Nope the guy figured it was just another telephone dateline date night banging away hopelessly in the missionary position just praying his girl doesn’t fall asleep from boredom again or in this case just drop dead. Don’t know what’s worse, being that pathetic? Or being a corpse fucker? Probably corpse fucker.