Sunday, November 4

belly buttons

i have an outtie, but i guess that would be normal for someone who was birthed from a vat instead of a vagina. i'm glad to see that it's a 50/50 split right now, but i guess that the data is inaccurate as my vote should actually be "does no apply".

just so you know, i didn't jump out of my window becuase my friends think my father was a bottle of whiskey and my mother was a sweater, it was something else.

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