So, there's a vehicle we've lovingly named "americatruck" at the bike shop. Our shop is conveniently located directly across from a BJ's gas station and we see this guy a few times each week when we're not racing scooters around the store.
- Step one: Acquire the biggest fucking SUV America has - the Chevrolet Suburban
- Step Two: Drive it to a members only discount wholesale store where you can get 'cheap gas' (because it's watered down)
- Step Three: Paint your door trim like an american flag
- Step Four: Stop by the Wendy's drive-thru your way back to Jefferson road, or maybe take the family out for a nice sit-down meal at the iHop.
you could probably stuff your pants a ton too.
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