Friday, October 19

bullock-
i dont know who vaiana was referring to that wanted to be an author. but they would need to be put on the list by nate or myself. we aren't just going to accept random people, you got to at least be a friend of a friend or have some kind of connection to people here. or if we can get celebs...u know britney aighnt got shit to do anymore maybe she will join. britney if your reading this, email me to be put on the author list.

-just a few quick jokes from a article i recently read on jerry seinfeld...

on having babies: "why would you want that? why would you want someone in your house that just craps in their pants while they're looking you right in the eye?"

on al-Qaeda: " why are terrorists always working out on the monkey bars? has there ever been a war where the decisive battle was fought on a childrens playground?"

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